{"product_id":"bullshit-remover","title":"Bullshit Remover Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eNow available in a convenient bottle with a pour spout and little flowers. Bullshit Remover - the product that has been needed for longer than any other cleaning solution on the market, finally labelled correctly and available for daily use. Apply directly to any situation, relationship, workplace dynamic, group chat, or Monday that contains more bullshit than is reasonable. Rinse and repeat as necessary, which is probably often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the people who have been doing the work of removing bullshit from their lives and would like a product that acknowledges the effort, the ones who have audited their situations and found more bullshit than anticipated and have been quietly eliminating it, the boundary setters, the drama eliminators, the people who have decided that their time and energy are finite and bullshit is not getting any of it, and anyone who has ever wished there was a simple product for this exact problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a product endorsement, a cleaning supply recommendation, or a very cheerful announcement that the bullshit removal process is actively underway and results are being achieved. The perfect gift for the friend who is in their decluttering era - of stuff, of people, of situations - the person who has started saying no and meaning it, or yourself - because the bullshit is not going to remove itself and this bottle is ready to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"White Dog Brown Cow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45241232392307,"sku":"P-323","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/4701\/2979\/files\/P323.png?v=1784169489","url":"https:\/\/www.whitedogbrowncow.com.au\/products\/bullshit-remover","provider":"White Dog Brown Cow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}