{"product_id":"people-one-star-enamel-pin","title":"People - One Star Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeople. One star. F*cking nightmare. Would not recommend. The review has been submitted. The rating stands. The experience has been thoroughly assessed using the standard five-star format and people have received one star which is frankly generous given the available evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the introverts who have been in the world long enough to have formed a considered opinion, the people who have worked in retail or hospitality and have the reviews to prove it, the misanthropes who still show up anyway, the ones who love individuals deeply but find the general concept of people as a whole to be a consistent one-star experience, and anyone who has ever had a day that confirmed every suspicion they have ever had about the general public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a critical assessment, a standing review, or the most concise and accurate piece of feedback ever delivered at lapel height. The perfect gift for the introvert who has opinions, the retail veteran who has earned the right to this rating, the misanthrope with impeccable taste, or yourself - because people, one star, f*cking nightmare, would not recommend, and the review will not be updated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"White Dog Brown Cow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45222110199923,"sku":"P-346","price":8.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/4701\/2979\/files\/P346.png?v=1783828541","url":"https:\/\/www.whitedogbrowncow.com.au\/products\/people-one-star-enamel-pin","provider":"White Dog Brown Cow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}