Shipping

Where We Ship From

All orders are packed with love (and mild sarcasm) in South East Queensland, Australia and shipped via Australia Post with full tracking.

Where We Ship To

Currently we ship domestically in Australia.

Shipping Rates

  • Australia: Standard Shipping $9.95 AUD | Express Shipping $13.00 AUD
    Free standard shipping for orders over $69 AUD

Delivery Timeframes

  • Domestic: 3–7 business days

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link so you can watch it make its dramatic journey to your doorstep.

Lost or Damaged Orders

  • If your parcel arrives damaged, contact us with a photo and we’ll replace the item—no fuss.
  • If your parcel goes missing in action, please reach out to Australia Post directly to start an investigation. They’ll have more tracking powers than we do.

Returned Parcels

If your parcel bounces back to us (usually due to an incorrect address or an unclaimed delivery), we’ll refund your order minus the shipping cost. You’re always welcome to place a new order if you’d like us to re-send.