An Apple a Day Keeps Anyone Away Enamel Pin

The classic saying, reinterpreted with slightly more violence and considerably more accuracy for how some days actually feel.

For the dark humour lovers who take old sayings and give them a sharper edge, the introverts who'd genuinely consider this method, the sarcastic wordsmiths who never miss a chance to twist a cliché, and anyone who has ever wanted a socially acceptable way to keep people at a distance.

Wear it on your bag, jacket, or backpack as a fair warning, a shared laugh with your equally antisocial friends, or a small nod to personal space done aggressively. The perfect gift for the friend who values their alone time fiercely, the coworker who's mastered the art of keeping people away, or yourself, because sometimes distance really is the goal.