Attempting To Give A Fuck Enamel Pin

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The progress bar is at 3%. It has been at 3% since Monday. It may stay at 3% for the foreseeable future because the emotional bandwidth required to get it any higher is simply not available right now and nobody can say when that will change. The attempt is being made. That is the most that can be offered. The attempt is genuine and it is at 3% and that is where we are.

This pin is a loading bar for your last remaining fuck - and it is running dangerously low. For the emotionally depleted, the people who are doing their best and their best is currently 3% engaged, the chronic overgivers who have finally run out, the ones who are present in body and approximately 3% present in spirit, and anyone who has ever sat in a meeting thinking "I am attempting to care about this and the attempt is not going well."

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as an honest status update, a fair warning, or a live progress report on your current emotional availability. The perfect gift for the friend who has been through a lot lately and is running on fumes, the colleague who is clearly at capacity, or yourself - because the attempt is being made, it is just loading very slowly, and 3% is genuinely the best it has got right now.