Back On My Bullshit Croc Charm

Did you really think she'd stay away?

This charm isn't a warning - it's an announcement. A celebration, even. Because getting back on your bullshit isn't a relapse, it's a return to form. A homecoming. The you that everyone knew was always going to come back eventually, looking better than ever and completely unrepentant about it.

Wear it as a declaration. Wear it as a joke. Wear it because you took a break, tried being sensible, and decided that wasn't really working for you.

Welcome back. We missed you.