Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Magnet

Blunt, a little unhinged, and painfully relatable for anyone who's ever needed caffeine as a genuine act of self-restraint.

For the coffee addicts who fully understand the struggle before their first sip, the black cat lovers who appreciate a bit of chaotic energy, the dark humour fans who like their cute with a menacing edge, and anyone who's ever needed caffeine as a genuine intervention.

Stick it on the fridge, right next to the coffee machine, as a daily reminder to caffeinate before interacting with humans, a laugh for fellow coffee-dependent friends, or a fair warning for anyone who talks to you before 9am. A perfect gift for the friend who's not a morning person, the cat lover with a dark sense of humour, or yourself, because we all relate to this one a little too much.