Don't Be A Twatalottapus Magnet

A grumpy, arms-crossed little platypus, saying it best of all, sometimes the only real advice you need for the day.

For the cheeky gift-givers who love a good made-up insult, the platypus fans after something a bit more unhinged than the usual cute merch, the friends who communicate mostly in inside jokes, and anyone who's ever needed a polite, punny way to tell someone to pull their head in.

Stick it on the fridge, the office, or the desk as a laugh-out-loud bit of daily attitude, a warning sign for anyone acting up, or just a cute-but-cranky mood booster. A brilliant gift for the mate who loves an odd insult, the sibling who's earned this exact energy, or yourself, because sometimes you need the reminder too.