Fake Ass Friend Repellent Enamel Pin

Finally available in spray form. Fake Ass Friend Repellent - the product that has been needed for a very long time, now conveniently packaged in a cute pink and blue aerosol can with a little middle finger on the label and a cloud of repellent ready to deploy at a moment's notice. Apply liberally. Reapply as needed. Results may vary but the intention is extremely clear.

For the people who have graduated from tolerating fake friends to actively protecting their energy from them, the ones who have done the work of identifying who is genuinely in their corner and who is performing friendship for reasons that have nothing to do with actual care, the women who have learned the hard way who their real ones are, and anyone who has ever needed a product exactly like this and is delighted it now exists in pin form.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a warning, a protective measure, or a very efficient communication to anyone in the vicinity about the current standards for friendship in this space. The perfect gift for the friend who is done with fake people and has the energy of someone who has recently done a thorough audit of their social circle, or yourself - because the repellent is active, the can is full, and fake ass friends have been advised to keep their distance.