Have The Day You Deserve Enamel Pin

Have a wonderful day. Truly. Exactly the day you deserve. Every single bit of it.

This four-word phrase is doing an enormous amount of work depending entirely on who it is directed at and what they have recently done to earn it. For the good people in your life it is a warm and genuine wish. For everyone else it is something else entirely and the skeleton knows it.

The beauty of this pin is the deniability. The warmth of the phrasing. The complete innocence of wishing someone exactly what they deserve with a polite smile and a wave and a skeleton and zero further comment. Karma has been delegated. The universe has been briefed. The day will be had.

For the passive-aggressively polite, the people who smile and mean the opposite, the drama avoiders who have found the most elegant possible way to communicate a very specific sentiment, and anyone who has ever said something perfectly pleasant to someone who absolutely knew what was meant by it.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a blessing, a curse, or something beautifully in between. The perfect gift for the most diplomatically savage person you know, or yourself - because karma is handling it and this skeleton is the reminder.