I Don't Know I Just Work Here Magnet

The unofficial motto of every job that's ever asked too many questions you don't get paid enough to answer.

For the retail and hospitality warriors who've perfected the polite shrug, the office workers who've mastered the art of "not my department," the friends who quote this to each other daily, and anyone who's ever needed a socially acceptable way to say "please don't ask me."

Stick it on the fridge, the office, or the desk as a cheeky reminder that you're just here for the paycheque, a laugh for coworkers who feel the exact same way, or a fair bit of honesty on a Monday morning. A great gift for the mate starting a new job, the coworker who's mentally clocked out, or yourself, because sometimes that really is the whole answer.