I Don't Know I Just Work Here Shoe Charm

Not my department. Not my decision. Not my problem.

This charm is for every single person who has ever been asked a question at work that they absolutely should not be responsible for answering. The ones who turn up, do their job, and have learned - through bitter experience - that getting involved in anything else is a trap.

It's the shoe charm of quiet boundaries and professional self-preservation. A tiny wearable disclaimer for your feet. And honestly, it might be the most relatable thing in this entire shop.

Clip it on before your next shift and let it do the explaining for you.