• Black and white novelty earrings reading “I speak fluent sarcasm”
  • Black and white novelty earrings reading “I speak fluent sarcasm”
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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Earrings

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Earrings

$14.95 AUD
$14.95 AUD
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Earrings that say what you're really thinking!

For those whose first language is eye-roll and witty comebacks.
These earrings say what you’re already thinking - sharp, funny, and just the right amount of savage.

Clean black-and-white text keeps it bold and readable, while the message does all the heavy lifting. A little humour, a little attitude, and a lot of personality packed into one pair.

Because small talk is overrated… but great sarcasm is timeless.

Specifications

~ Hypoallergenic Silver Plated Hooks

~ Acrylic Dangle

~ Dimensions (H x W): 41mm x 30mm

Earring length is measured from the top of the hook to the base of the dangle

SHIPPING

Australia
Standard $9.95 AUD | Express $13.00 AUD
Free standard shipping over $79

International

New Zealand - $19 NZD
Free shipping for orders over $89 NZD

USA - $17 USD
Free shipping for orders over $89 USD

Canada - $20 CAD
Free shipping for orders over $79 CAD

UK - £14 GBP
Free shipping for orders over £55 GBP

Delivery Timeframes

Australia: 3–7 business days (standard) | 1-4 business days (express)

International: 1–3 weeks (depending on location and customs delays)

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