If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer, Don't Ask A Stupid Question Enamel Pin

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question. Simple rule, easy to follow, and yet somehow people keep testing it anyway. Some questions just don't deserve a straight answer.

For the sarcastic by default who can't help themselves once someone opens their mouth, the brutally honest who'd rather roast than sugarcoat, the workplace realists tired of repeating the obvious, and anyone who has ever bitten their tongue through a genuinely ridiculous question and wished they hadn't.

Wear it on your bag, jacket, or work lanyard as a fair warning, a shared laugh with the equally sharp tongued, or a small reminder to think before asking. The perfect gift for the friend who's never short on a comeback, the coworker who says what everyone else is thinking, or yourself, because you did warn them.