I'm Not Always A C*nt Mug

Flowers, hearts, and absolutely no chill whatsoever.

This mug is the perfect contradiction, pretty in pink, covered in roses and daisies, and saying exactly what it means with zero apology. The floral framing really ties it together.

A gift that looks lovely on the shelf and delivers the full message the moment anyone reads it.

A genuinely perfect gift for the friend who's hilariously self-aware, the person who's impossible to buy for, or honestly just yourself on a Tuesday.

Looks beautiful on the bench. Reads like a warning.