I'm Not Always A Train Wreck Enamel Pin

The clarification has been issued. The record has been corrected. The train is on schedule, the train is colourful, the train has fully committed to its route, and the route is chaos. This is not a derailment - this is the intended destination, operating exactly as designed, with complete awareness and zero plans to change tracks.

For the gloriously unhinged, the chaotic but self-aware, the people who have made peace with the fact that their life is a lot and have decided to lean into it with full commitment and a very cute pin, and anyone who has ever looked at the current situation and thought - yeah, this is fine, toot toot.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as an honest introduction, a fair warning, or just because a colourful train wreck enamel pin is one of the most accurate personal descriptions ever created and it deserves to be worn publicly.

The perfect gift for the chaotic friend who owns it completely, the person whose life is a lot and they know it, or yourself - because the train is always moving and it does not always stay on the rails and that is simply part of the journey.