Never Argue With A Short Girl Enamel Pin

The warning has been issued. The cow has crossed arms. The A stands for exactly what it stands for and everybody in the vicinity should take note.

Never argue with a short girl who has an A in her name - because that A stands for Anger Issues, Attitude, and Always Right, and she has all three in abundance, and she has the grumpy little bow-wearing cow energy to back it up completely. This is not a threat. This is information. Act accordingly.

For every short girl with an A in her name who has been underestimated based on height and immediately corrected that assumption, the ones who are small in stature and enormous in conviction, the Amys, Alexandras, Alices, Amelias, Abbies, Avas and every other A-name owner who has never once lost an argument and does not intend to start now.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a personal identification badge, a standing warning to anyone considering a debate, or just because a furious little bow-wearing cow is the most accurate self-portrait some of us have ever seen. The perfect gift for the short girl with an A in her name who will lose her mind in the best possible way, or yourself - because the A stands for all three and everyone who knows you already knows it.