Not Enough Sage To Purify Your Bullshit Enamel Pin

The sage has been burned. All of it. Every bundle. The crystals have been placed. The intentions have been set. The moon has been consulted. And yet the bullshit remains - persistent, uncleared, completely immune to smudging - because there is simply not enough sage in the world to purify some people's bullshit and this pin has accepted that truth with remarkable grace.

For the witchy souls, the crystal collectors, the spiritual girls who also have a very sharp sense of humour, the ones who sage their space regularly and have a specific person in mind every single time, the tarot readers, the cottagecore queens, the women who believe in energy clearing and also believe that some energies are simply beyond the sage's capabilities, and anyone who has ever lit a bundle and thought - this is going to need to be a big one.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a spiritual assessment, a very elegant way to communicate the scale of the problem, or just because a tattoo-style sage bundle with a crystal top and a ribbon delivering this specific verdict is one of the most beautifully designed pins in the entire collection. The perfect gift for the witchy friend with a sense of humour, the spiritual girl who tells it like it is, or yourself - because not enough sage, and the bullshit knows it.