Oh, Look! Nobody Gives A Shit Magnet

A cheerful retro housewife scanning the horizon for someone who cares, spoiler alert, she's coming up empty, and honestly, so are the rest of us.

For the vintage-loving smart mouths who appreciate a mid-century look with modern-day sass, the friends who love a bit of deadpan honesty over fake sympathy, the office and home decorators after something with proper attitude, and anyone who's ever needed a polite, retro way to say "not my problem."

Stick it on the fridge, the office, or the desk as a bit of daily sass, a laugh for anyone who needs the reminder, or a cheerful warning to oversharers everywhere. A brilliant gift for the friend with dry humour, the coworker who tells it like it is, or yourself, because sometimes you need permission to stop caring so much.