Revenge Is Beneath Me, Accidents However Will Happen Enamel Pin

A perfectly polite threat disguised as maturity, because sometimes taking the high road just means finding a more creative route to karma.

For the dark humour lovers who prefer their revenge subtle, the petty at heart who never forget a slight, the calm and collected who let plans unfold quietly, and anyone who has ever smiled sweetly while thinking several unrelated, coincidental thoughts.

Wear it on your bag, jacket, or work lanyard as a fair warning, a shared smirk with the equally vindictive, or a small reminder that patience is just revenge in disguise. The perfect gift for the friend who plays the long game, the coworker who never forgets who wronged them, or yourself, because accidents really do just happen sometimes.