Rock Paper Scissors Choose Your Weapon Mug

Your cat has already chosen their weapon. It's scissors. It's always scissors. Specifically, your arm at 3am.

This mug is for the cat person who is fully aware their cat is a tiny menace and loves them unconditionally anyway. The one who apologises to their cat, rearranges their entire sleeping position so the cat is comfortable, and has the scratches to prove who's really in charge.

It's cute, it's a little threatening, and it belongs in the hands of someone who gets it.

Give it to the cat mum who has twelve photos of her cat on her phone and zero photos of herself. Or buy it for yourself because your cat would want you to. Probably.