See? No Money Enamel Pin

The audit has been completed. The results are in. See? No money.
This wide-eyed little cat has checked the wallet, reviewed the bank account, considered the situation carefully, and confirmed what we already knew - the wishlist is endless and the funds are not. Relatable does not even begin to cover it.
For the chronic online shoppers, the impulse buyers, the "treat yourself" veterans, the enamel pin collectors who are aware of the irony of purchasing this pin specifically, and anyone who has ever opened their banking app and immediately closed it again out of self-preservation.
Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as a warning to yourself, an explanation to others, or just an extremely accurate summary of your current financial situation. The perfect gift for the friend who online shops as a coping mechanism, the student surviving on vibes, or yourself.