Shit Show Crew Member Enamel Pin

Official title, no application required. If chaos found you and you're somehow still standing, congratulations, you've earned the badge.

For the ones who've survived every workplace disaster with a straight face, the family group chat MVPs, the "how is this my life" crowd, and anyone who's ever been the only calm one in a room full of pure chaos.

Pin it to your bag, jacket, or lanyard as proof of active duty, a shared laugh with the rest of your fellow crew members, or a badge of honour for surviving another day of nonsense. Makes a great gift for the coworker holding the whole team together, the friend who's always in the middle of the drama, or yourself, because someone has to be on the crew and it might as well be you.