Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Magnet

A cheeky, deadpan take on the classic sing-along, questioning the logistics one lyric at a time.

For the music lovers who can't help overthinking a good song, the dry-humoured friends who enjoy a bit of literal nitpicking, the retro and disco fans after something a little different for their collection, and anyone who's ever belted out that chorus and paused mid-verse to really think about it.

Stick it on the fridge, the office, or the desk as a random daily chuckle, a nod to your love of an absolute classic, or a bit of cheeky scepticism for the group chat. A great gift for the mate who overanalyses everything, the music-obsessed friend, or yourself, because someone had to finally ask the real questions.