That Sounds Like A You Problem

That sounds like a you problem. Said with zero guilt and maximum satisfaction, because not every crisis needs to become your crisis, and some boundaries are worth wearing on your jacket.

For the boundary setters who have finally learned to say no, the workplace realists done absorbing everyone else's chaos, the friends who give brutally honest advice instead of empty sympathy, and anyone who has ever listened to a complaint and thought exactly this without saying it out loud.

Wear it on your bag, jacket, or work lanyard as a polite warning, a shared laugh with the equally unbothered, or a small reminder that you're not obligated to fix everything. The perfect gift for the coworker who's mastered the art of staying out of it, the friend who tells it like it is, or yourself, because some problems were never yours to carry.