The Dildo Of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed Mug

You sow the seeds, you reap the cactus.

This mug is for everyone who's ever made a decision they absolutely knew was a bad idea and did it anyway. A tribute to poor choices, unintended outcomes, and the prickly reality that consequences don't come with a warning label or any kind of preparation.

A genuinely perfect gift for the mate who never learns, the colleague who always has a story on Monday morning, or honestly just yourself.

Start every morning with a quiet reminder that life is full of consequences, and they rarely arrive gently.