There Are Two Sides To Every Story Mug

There are two sides to every story. This has been acknowledged. Both sides have been considered. You're a cunt in both of them.

A thorough and completely impartial assessment delivered in the most efficient format available - bold pink typography, a coffee mug, and no room whatsoever for further debate. The two sides have been heard. The verdict is consistent across both. The mug has spoken and the mug does not take questions.

For the people who have done the emotional labour of hearing all sides of the situation and arrived at this specific conclusion, the ones who believe in fairness right up until the evidence makes fairness impossible, the diplomatically savage, and anyone who has ever listened patiently to someone's version of events and thought - yes, and you are still the problem in every version of this story.