Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Enamel Pin

A formal invitation. In gothic script. With impeccable manners and extremely clear intent.
The message has been delivered with all the grace and ceremony it deserves - old world lettering, medieval gravitas, and the kind of elaborate phrasing that makes an absolutely savage insult feel almost distinguished. Almost. The Richards are right there in the satchel. The instruction is unambiguous. The politeness is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
This pin sits at the exact intersection of refined aesthetic and completely unhinged energy - the kind of thing that looks elegant at a glance and then rewards closer reading in the best possible way. For the people who believe that if you are going to say something rude it should at least be said beautifully, the dark humour collectors, the gothic aesthetic lovers, and anyone who has ever needed to communicate a very specific sentiment with maximum dignity and minimum accountability.
Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat and let the gothic lettering do the talking. The perfect gift for the friend with a dark sense of humour and an appreciation for the theatrical, the person who insults people eloquently, or yourself - because if thou art going to say it, thou may as well say it with class.