WTF, Over Enamel Pin

This is base camp. Message received. WTF, over. The transmission has been sent, the signal is strong, the radio is fully operational, and the message being broadcast to anyone within range is a sincere and complete expression of the current situation as understood by this station. Awaiting response. Or not. Over.

For the people who have received information today that warranted exactly this reaction, the ones who have been briefed on a situation and found the briefing deeply unsatisfactory, the military humour enthusiasts, the people who appreciate the formal radio protocol applied to deeply informal sentiments, and anyone who has ever looked at what is happening and needed to communicate their position clearly and efficiently and with the appropriate level of what the actual hell.

Wear it on your jacket, bag, lanyard, or hat as an active transmission, a standing query about the current state of affairs, or the most efficient three-word summary of your feelings about today available at lapel height. The perfect gift for the person who is always processing the world's nonsense with maximum WTF energy, the military or emergency services professional with a dark sense of humour, or yourself - because WTF, and that is the full report, over.